Seth's Rant for June 24, 2003
Beer Flies Like a Shoe
This isn't really a proper rant, but more of a set of instructional
- Flies like beer.
- Flies like the beer you are drinking, not that decoy beer
across the table.
- Wire mesh patio tables are bouncy.
- It is best to pick up your beer before trying to swat the fly that
is on the wire mesh patio table.
- Shoes do not like beer.
- It is best to drink beer at restaurants with open patios that you
can step quietly off of without tracking beer past all the other patrons.
The moral of this story, if any, is left to the reader to discern.
This rant solely reflects the opinion of the
author, probably while he was half asleep, drunk, or otherwise
incapacitated. It does not necessarily reflect the opinion of his
employer, his friends, or possibly the author in a more conscious
state. Hate mail will be prosecuted. Constructive criticism may be
posted or ignored. Have a nice day.
Seth B. Noble -
June 24, 2003